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little india
Saturday, January 29, 2005 5:49 PM
GOSH.I JUST RETURNED FROM LITTLE INDIA WITH JIAYI FOR CS.HAIZ.ALL FOR THE SAAAKE OF CS.IT WAS TERRIBLE.
LET ME DESCRIBE THE HORRENDOUS JOURNEY:
1) I WAS LATE(BUT JIAYI WAS EVEN LATER) AND THEN I SPENT SOO LONG WAITING FOR HER AT OUTRAM.
2) SHUYUN ABANDONED US THE NIGHT BEFORE, SAYING THAT SHE COULD NOT GO BECAUSE OF A VIRUS WITH A SCIENTIFIC NAME HAD INVADED HER BODY,KILLED HER PLATELETS AND DEFEATED HER ANTIBODIES AND STARTED TO INCREASE HER BODY TEMPERATURE, HENCE RESULTING IN A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR AND AN EXCUSE OF NOT GOING TO LITTLE INDIA WITH US. HMPHH.
3) THEN WE REACHED LITTLE INDIA.AND WHILE SHOPPING/WALKING/SEEING/LOOKING/SIGHTING/PEEPING/SCRUTINISING AROUND, I HAD MANY A TIMES NEARLY TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY WONDERFULLY-MATURED BREASTS. OH, AND ALSO MISSED STEPS AND BEING A BAT IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE, I ALSO ALMOST MISSED CURBS AND NEARLY GOT KNOCKED DOWM BY A CAR WHICH WAS LIKE, 1M IN FRONT OF ME(IF NOT FOR THE NICENICE WARNING FROM JIAYI, I WOULD HAVE GONE TO THIS UNKNOWN HOSPITAL ON A DRIP AND WEARING AN OXYGEN MASK.)
4) WE WERE LOST IN A PLACE SOO SIMILAR TO CHINATOWN WHICH WE PROCLAIMED THAT WE KNEW VERY WELL.NOT.
5) WE WERE GRUMBLING/COMPLAINING/PANTING/SWEATING/SMELLING OF LITTLE INDIA/WHEEZING/SCOLDING/ARGUING ALL THE WAY.
6) JIAYI HAD TO PACIFY ME AND I HAD TO PACIFY JIAYI IN THE END.
7) WE HAD TO BE DAMN THICK-SKINNED TO GO ASK WHETHER WE COULD TAKE PICS AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT UNKNOWN SHOP/STALL/SOME BUILDING/SOMETHING.
8) WE HAD TO BUY UNWANTED STUFF JUST TO APPEASE THE SHOPKEEPERS SO THAT WE COULD INTERVIEW/ASK/TAKE PICS OF THEM.
9) WE BOUGHT LIKE 14 BANGLES AND OUT OF THE 14 BANGLES, 10 OF THEM BROKE BEFORE OUR TOUR EVEN ENDED.GEE.
10) WE DID THIS HENNA THING AND THEN THE LADY LOOKED VERY ANGRILY AT US WHEN IT ENDED.(MOST PROBABLY BECAUSE THE DESIGN THAT JIAYI CHOSE WAS PRINTED OUT VERY BLUR-RILY AND THE LADY HAD DO DO IT TWO TIMES BEFORE SHE COULD GET IT RIGHT.)
11) SHE CHARGED MINE FOR $3 AND JIAYIS FOR $5. BLOODY EX LARHH.
12) WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO LOOK FOR MY AUNT WHO WORKS IN MUSTAFA. SO I CALLED HER AT 11.30AM AND THEN SHE SAID SHE WOULD NOT GO TO WORK TILL 2PM AND ASKED US TO GO TO MUSTAFA AND WAIT FOR HER. I WAS LIKE, WHAAATT?!?! UNTIL 2PM?! NO WAY! SO WE WERE LEFT ALONE; TWO MISERABLE STUDENTS WALKING AND WALKING WITHOUT ANY DECENT SENSE OF DIRECTION(THE MAP DIDNT HELP AT ALL)
13) WE DIDNT GET TO EAT.
14)THEN WE WENT TO THIS TEMPLE AND THEN THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO HAD A CLOTH PLACED ON THE FLOOR AND SHE PUT THINGS ON IT AND SOLD THEM. THEN WE WERE JUST LOOKING AND SHE SHUN BIAN-LY WENT TO TIE THIS FUNNY LOOKING STRING THING ON JIAYIS HAND AND FORCED US TO BUY THINGS FROM HER.LUCKILY, MY WIT AND CLEVERNESS(AS ALWAYS) FREED MYSELF FROM WEARING THAT BEADY-PLUS-STRINGY THING. HAH. I GOT THE BANGLES AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. OHMY.
15) WE WALKED PAST THE SAME LANE 4 TIMES. AJFDKAJFKDLJF!!!
I AM GETTING SO TIRED NOW, I DONT WANNA BLOG ANYMORE. SO BYEEE!!
little indian--->
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