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PLANS
Thursday, July 28, 2005 9:53 PM
MY FUTURE PLANS:
1) retire at the age of 35 or earlier.
2) move to israel for a few years to get tanned
3) meanwhile in israel, try not to get killed by the terrorists or something, by camoflaging in the bushes.
4) then proceed to south arabia.
5) SEEK OUT PRINCE OILY, THE FIRST SON AND HEIR OF THE SAUDI ARABIAN OIL KING
6) make sure the prince does not have 603 wives, a gambling/drinking/smoking habit, no drugs definitely, and erm NOT TOO OILY.
7) MARRY HIM!!!!
8) invite all my friends like angelia and hiankie and shuyun to my wedding in the south arabian palace, to prove them wrong when they said i couldnt hook the crown prince.
9) search for all who have annoyed me in any way and ask MY prince oily to throw them into the oil wells that WE own.
10) stop calling myself fiona tam, instead, CROWN PRINCESS CUM DAUGHTER IN LAW OF THE SAUDI-ARABIAN OIL KING, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS FIONA BABA TAM MUJAJA THE SECOND.
muahahaha.
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