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Saturday, January 14, 2006 5:55 PM
hello darlings! me and divya shifted to the front row. good, now we can bond with the duster and the thumbtacks on the notice board. note: WE SHIFTED OURSELVES OKAY. WE DID NOT SHIFT BECAUSE THE TEACHER SAW US TALKING OR DOING ANYTHING STUPID AND MADE US MOVE! I REPEAT: WE MOVE OUT OF OUR OWN ACCORD.
okay. according to hiankek's favourite teacher, i dont look like a fiona. according to angelia, i look like nothing but a fiona. so who's right? actually, i dont know. i mean, i cannot imagine myself being called jane or angela or something. fiona is nice what.
by the way. to all lit students in crescent, be glad that we are doing joy luck club, cause schools like tanjong katong sec are doing MACBETH. i do like the story, dont get me wrong, but SHAKESPEARE AND HIS LANGUAGE?! not again. me aint gonna quote the 'thee's and the 'thy'
s no more. like hello? this is a modern, urbanised society. we do not need to learn the ancient languages cause all we use now is singlish. if we want to learn the shakespearean language, we can jolly well go study shakespeare's left brain, where all his language skills are kept. literature is something that we need to do in-depth studying and analysis on. tell me where do we get all these if we dont even get the language they are using?! joy luck club, however, is written in modern english, and we do not have to read it a trillion times to get what the author is writing. so lit students, count your blessings.
what else did i want to say? *puts hand on chin and tries to scan through my 5 second memory span*
i cannot recall.
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nevermind. i decided to give up.
since we have nothing to say, or rather i have nothing to say, i shall tell everyone who my teachers are.
english: ms/mrs lau wen li (apparently she is married but for some silly reason or another refuses to tell us her husband's last name, so yah.)
a math: stephen loh
e math: magata jun (ew)
history: esther lau/leong/lin/lim ( i could never remember)
ss: see above- she does something weird with her mouth, according to divya
cme: mrs leow chiew peng - the best teacher ever
chem: mrs chia -the best teacher ever also, cause she told us about maotai, the wine that has 75% alcohol level, and kelp, which IMPROVES METABOLISM.
physics: ms ho/low/goh/poh ( do you think i even bother?!)
chinese: lin lao shi- mygod. she speaks idioms in every sentence, and she laughs to herself all the time. weird.
pe: ms/mdm/mrs yvonne ong (hiankek's all time favourite teacher who swears)
form teacher: phyllis pham ( i never thought i would get her)
i think that's all.
and i just realised something.
WE DONT HAVE CS THIS YEAR.
GOSH.
I MISS MS SHERVON. A LOT.
REALLY.
*sniffs*
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